Our latest segment, "The Call of Christie":has sparked interest amongst the Two Guys, One Mic followers. Last week we attempted to summon The Christie to come and repair Hamburg Turnpike located in Wayne, NJ. Driving on this road has become so unbearable it's easily comparable to riding The Great American Scream Machine at Six Flags Great Adventure. It's not wrong to say this road is less car friendly than any road in Japan right now. Massive craters cover this road , road lines criss-cross, as well as severe flooding all through out. If you could install one those shoulder restraints from a suspension roller coaster on the inside of your car then this road would not be a problem for anyone. Tune in this Thursday, April 7th, from 6-9pm and find out what we will summon The Christie to do next. If you have anything in New Jersey you want to bitch about email us it and we'll include it in this week's "The Call of Christie".
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