Tip #1 Egg Rolls

Left over egg rolls are delicious. Microwave for 1 minute & 15 seconds then enjoy. -The PHAT Man

15 Moments of Misery (2/24/11)

And now another 15 moments of misery...

Fat people in Smart cars, old people at the check out, domesticating exotic animals, the No Child Left Behind Act, the rising cost of foreign oil, fast food establishments inside of department stores, 1980's movie remakes, the first Terminator's sex scene, the nothingness of South Carolina, the Bible Belt, the annual salaries of government employees, the Fat Bastard sandwich, forgetting to flush, commercial radio and moobs...

This has been another 15 moments of misery

15 Moments of Misery (2/17/11)

And now another 15 moments of misery...

The Manhattan Project, elderly people and stairs, heavy drinking near cliffs, pages that fall out of books, working on holidays, people who bleed on you, pauper's graves, days spent in bathrobes, underage workers at meat packing plants, making love to a mannequin, freedom fries, heartworm, poorly attended revolutions, parallel parking and accidental racism...

This has been another 15 moments of misery

Jersey John - 1, South - 0

Hey folks! Jersey John back from a week away from Two Guys, One Mic and damn, was it interesting! Let's start by saying the south-eastern part of our great country is a giant wasteland.

I drove down to Florida for a wedding and literally spent a grand total of 32 hours in a car with some other crazy individuals but when I tell you there is nothing from mid-Virginia to Florida, that's the understatement of the century.

Other than complete nothingness, trees and crazy Jesus billboards, there were a grand total of 18 Waffle House(s) down I-95 and enough fireworks to sink Venezuela, so it wasn't a total loss. And if you're looking for variety in people, things to do, scenery, a hopping night life, big cities or anything remotely civilised, you may as well shoot yourself.

To make a long story short, I'm back in NJ alive, well and grateful for the homogeneous society that we have up here (and the all-around lack of confederate flags...fucking losers). So, unless you're in the military, openly racist, a Christian fundamentalist, love banjos, love cheap cigarettes or are old enough to be considered compostable you should probably stay north of the Mason Dixon line and write the South off as goners.


Damn its good to be home,

-Jersey John

Thank You

Its February now...holy shit! I could remember, it was just April of 2008 and The PHAT Man and I were starting our very first show of Two Guys, One Mic, nervous as hell. We were fumbling around the equipment, had shitty song transitions. But we were finally on the radio...88.7fm.

Now, nearly three years later, here we are. Well polished, excited about every show, pulling everything we have into making the most unique radio experience we can for our listeners: people who take time out of their day to listen to what we have to say. Without that, we would just be another couple of guys rambling on and on about what pisses them off on a regular basis. People who call us, request music (sometimes good, sometimes bad), give us positive and negative feedback, but they're listening.

So, when you listen to myself and The PHAT Man, just remember we come here every Thursday night, sometimes a few hours before our show starts. We gather news stories, make our top 10 lists, formulate a twisted history lesson and try and bring all of you what radio doesn't have anymore: heart. So, we say thank you, from the bottom of our twisted hearts to the depths of our twisted brains. We do this for all of you.

-Jersey John-

What's good people?

What's good people????