15 Moments of Misery (5/26/11)

And now another 15 moments of misery...

Rap music in foreign languages, waking up screaming, death by hanging, velociraptors, text message break-ups, fat camp, knee replacements, prison food, mall parking lots, sleeping in your car, Richard Simmons, honorable mention, getting shot, group hugs and birds strangled by six-pack rings...

This has been another 15 moments of misery

This Week on Craigslist (5/5/11)

This week from North Jersey's Craigslist free section:

http://newjersey.craigslist.org/zip/2345308058.html (All Terrain Baby Stroller)

http://newjersey.craigslist.org/zip/2343086963.html (Pregnancy Medicine)

http://newjersey.craigslist.org/zip/2341436140.html (3/4 Inch Tape Deck)

http://newjersey.craigslist.org/zip/2331100889.html (Legless Chair)

http://newjersey.craigslist.org/zip/2355476057.html (Reclining Wheel Chair)

15 Moments of Misery (5/5/11)

And now another 15 moments of misery...

Having slow metabolism, feature-length infomercials, people without teeth smiling, parking in Manhattan, eating brains, enormous belt buckles, elevator malfunctions, cafeteria works, missle silos, motel fires, not being in the VIP section, roadblocks, internal bleeding, overpopulation and Techno Viking...

This has been another 15 moments of misery