15 Moments of Misery (3/31/11)

And now another 15 moments of misery...

Fugitives from justice, losing your keys, pathological liars, being stabbed with a letter opener, crash landings, burst ear drums, ransom, helmet hair, pop radio, broken photocopiers, eco-terrorism, being attacked by birds, chipped teeth, maritime law and the link between cell phone use and male infertility...

This has been another 15 moments of misery

15 Moments of Misery (3/24/11)

And now another 15 Moments of Misery...

Murder weapons, drowning in the shallow end, three-legged puppies, failed voodoo, people who die during sex, hospital waiting rooms, friends without benefits, loud reoccuring sounds, cats sleeping on the stove, babysitting demonic infants, the taste of dog food, pleather, Jehovah's Witnesses, male escorts and poorly made condoms...

This has been another 15 Moments of Misery

15 Moments of Misery (3/10/11)

And now another 15 moments of misery...

Cars wrapped around trees, cigarette ads, nights in bomb shelters, being too busy for sex, men who shave their chests, sloths, aging porn stars, dying while rock climbing, Civil War reinactments, peeing into the wind, cats with no tails, bathing at a carwash, trench warfare, small children choking on toys judgemental gyneocologists...

This has been another 15 Moments of Misery

Enemy of the State: West Boro Baptist Church

We rarely like to get uber political on the show, but in our new segment Enemy of the State, we finally want to talk about certain individuals and/or organizations that are ruining America.

One such group is the West Boro Baptist Church. To say that they are a hate group is probably the understatement of the century. They hate anyone and everything that can possible get them attention. And they justify it by saying that "God Hates America" and "God Hates F*gs".

They also protest against homosexuality outside of military funerals, even though the deceased was not gay or lesbian. What the fuck is the point? It's like if we decided to get up in arms about fast food and protesting outside a daycare clinic. The only way these chodes are going to continue to receive attention is if we give it to them. So, lesson learned, let stupidity and ignorance run its course and let them inbreed with one another until they eventually they fizzle out. Because, lets be honest, they're only trying to make hate trendy. And half of these uneducated Dust Bowl retards probably couldn't figure their way around Twitter if their lives depended on it.

15 Moments of Misery (3/3/10)

And now another 15 moments of misery...

Suggested donations, slow motion fight sequences, murders without motive, euthanasia, Pelvic Inflammatory Disease, sewer explosions, leap year birthdays, snuff films, cold fried chicken, illegally parked cop cars, babies names after Vikings, losing a snowball fight, slow roasted humans, street food in Mexico City and being crushed by a massive boulder...

This has been another 15 moments of misery